Spring Play Coming Soon!

You Can’t Beat the House is a hilarious comedy about two minor league burglars who seem to have met their match with a new house, when they find out that not only is it up for sale, but possibly haunted as well. A cast of zany characters begin to show up one by one and begin to put a damper on Howie and Merle’s plan. “This screwball comedy is one wisecrack after another and proves once again that ‘You Can't Beat the House.’” 


The show runs on the Notre Dame Stage March 23-25. Show times are at 7:00 on Friday and Saturday, and 2:00 on Sunday. General Admission tickets are $8 and NDHS faculty, staff, and students get in free.



Merle: Nick Polickoski

Howie: Max McGann

Conrad Spears: Mark Mariani

Glenda Spears: Emily McPeak

Courtney Parfait: Jesse Pohl

Officer Milo Larraby: Tony Bonner

Lillian Molly McGann

Madame Zenobia: Kiera Finnegan

Brittany Marie: Katie Pricer

Fern: Petra Rivera

Assistant Director: Micah Igot

Stage Manager: Chloe Dobson